hungwy:

comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed

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carfuckerlynch:

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

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aidashakur:

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

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aflo:

guerrillatech:

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

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lesbiacebian:

this might be a hot take but i actually don’t think humans were meant to know what is going on in everyone’s lives all over the world every second of the day and constantly be available for conversations or collaborations or call-ins for work and texts and phone calls and social media posts without end. i think we were supposed to just help the people around us and spend time with our family and friends and eat yummy bread and berries and relax

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loveitorreblogit:

crazy-brazilian:

Cain and Abel:

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soberscientistlife:

This is funny as fuck-flightless bird, motherfucker

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s-ofthearted:

Saw these luvers at the New Orleans Botanical Garden

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spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

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